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I don’t know what, but I’m pretty sure Tom Petty is up to something again. Some of you may recall my previous misadventures with Tom’s music. Although I’m a huge fan of Tom’s, seems like listening to his music in my car leads me to nothing but trouble. To address that problem, I banned Tom Petty music in the car, I don’t even carry his CDs with me anymore.

 

But in the past week, while driving with the radio on, I have heard Tom Petty music each and every time I’ve been in the car. Seven days. Seven times. Seven Tom Petty songs. Some of my favorites, too. More’s the pity, because I’ve cursed him every time!

 

I just know I’m in for another calamity on the road. Although I don’t have any major trips planned, I am traveling to Hershey, PA for the Farm Aid concert on September 22. It’s about a three-hour drive from home. I have been so excited about this concert since it was announced earlier this summer. It features so many of my favorite musicians, including a few I’ve never seen in concert. I also strongly support the mission of Farm Aid and I’m happy to support it and have a wonderful day of music at the same time.

 

Unless…I can’t shake the feeling that somehow, some way, something is going to go haywire. What are you up to this time, Tom? Another breakdown? Torrential rain? I know I won’t get lost, I lived many years in the Hershey area and pass by every time I visit my daughter and her family, which is quite often. Or is there something new in store for me?

 

Whatever it is, I’m up for it. Unplanned adventures always give me something new to write about, and they often have some wonderful unintended consequences.

 

I say, bring it, Tom, I’m ready.

 

Stay tuned, I’ll be sure to update you after the show.

 

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Arches National Park

Last month, Husband and I drove from our home in Pennsylvania to Arches National Park in Moab, Utah, to visit Son Two, who is a park ranger. He has a ranger hat and everything. So cool.

But, I digress. I thought I’d throw out a few random tidbits about that vacation before leaving in a few days for another adventure—a week at the beach with Daughter and her family—her husband, nearly five-year-old twin girls and nearly one-year-old boy. Now, that’s going to be a whole ‘nother kind of escapade, don’t you think?

Grand Canyon

So, back to Utah. If only. It is so incredibly beautiful. As are the Rockies, and the endless fields of Missouri and Kansas. And the Grand Canyon. I can barely find words to do justice to the majesty and beauty of the Grand Canyon.  The United States is such a geographically diverse country, and all of it so gorgeous in its own unique way. From endless miles of flat plains to snow-covered mountains to lush green rolling hills, we oohed and aahed our way back and forth across the country for two weeks. Before we were even home, Husband was planning next year’s trip, and he’s never been a big fan of traveling.

Chinese food by the scoop

I experienced a number of firsts on this trip, some hard to believe given my age (early grandmother-ish), but all true. I ate Thai food for the first time, as well as my first corn dog. Chinese food delivered to my hotel room was also a first; not for the Chinese food itself, but Chinese food delivered. (I also learned that Chinese food can be priced by the scoop, at least according to the sign outside the Chinese restaurant next to our hotel in Moab. Who knew?) Oh, and duck and tamales; in fact, it was a duck tamale that melted in my mouth at dinner one evening. We ate our way across the country at some of the greatest little diners America has to offer. Diner food is our absolute favorite food ever, and we indulged every chance we got. Milt’s Stop and Eat in Moab has awesome burgers and I don’t know what they do to their tater tots, but you won’t find any better anywhere, I’m sure. If you ever stop to visit the Oz Museum in Wamego, Kansas, make sure to go across the street and have lunch at the Friendship House Bakery and Catering. 

Although I love traveling, as well as tourist-ing, as I get a little older, I also get stressed when I have to sleep away from home. I get a little anxious when I don’t have my evening routine, and my favorite TV programs, and my own comfy bed. It helps this part of the story to know that I’m a borderline germophobe, and truth be told, when it comes to hotels, I easily cross the border into full-out crazy. One day, we figured that by the time we were done driving for the day, we’d be in the middle of two fairly populous areas, leaving open the possibility of not finding a motel. (We were living on the edge; on the way out, we made hotel reservations for each night, but we threw caution to the winds and were “winging it” on the way back.) Realizing that such an approach would be too much for my stress load, we discussed, twice, stopping around Amarillo; we decided, twice, to stop around Amarillo. And yet, for some reason known only to Husband, I was left watching Amarillo in the rearview window, as we continued on to… (more…)

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Quite a rationalization there, huh? I mean, $13.75 is pretty steep for one bottle of beer, especially when the day before, we had bought a whole case of beer for $11.96. True story.

Some background is definitely in order here. My husband and I had made plans to do some traveling this past weekend. When those plans fell through, I decided we had to create a plan B. I needed to get away for a little while, just a short break from my hectic daily routines and some of the drama we’ve had around here the past few months.

So we headed up to New York. We live less than an hour from Corning, and we’ve made many day trips over the years, but there are always reasons to return. This trip, we wanted to go back to the Corning Museum of Glass on Saturday, and then on Sunday, try a part of the Finger Lakes Wine Trail we had never visited.

Two weeks ago, we had taken our visiting sweeties to the glass museum. They enjoyed it somewhat, but most of the exhibits and demonstrations were a little too advanced for four-year-olds. Husband and I were forced to take our leave far sooner than we would have liked.

While there that day, dear husband had treated all of his “ladies” to presents. For the girls, glass princess ornaments; for their mommy, a large glass rose; and for me, a half dozen red glass roses in a vase. We all felt like princesses ourselves.

Last week, while running the vacuum (yes, he truly is a “dear” husband), he rattled the side table where my roses were displayed in their vase. The vase fell over, and all but one of the roses shattered. Poor thing, he felt terrible. In the spirit of “it’s the thought that counts,” I reassured him I wasn’t angry. (Seriously, if you had a husband who does the vacuuming without being asked, would you be angry that he broke some roses?)

When we visited the museum again this Saturday, he offered to buy me a replacement set of roses. I turned him down, preferring to spend the money on something that we would both enjoy.

Before heading out to the wine trail on Sunday morning, we popped in the museum again to walk through one of the galleries we had missed the day before. DH again offered to buy more roses, and I again declined. “Thank you,” I said. “It’s a sweet offer, but let’s use the money for something for both of us.”

(We’re getting closer to the beer, trust me.)

After the first visit to the museum on Saturday, we needed to stop at a drugstore for replacement reading glasses for DH. Drugstores and grocery stores are somewhat of a novelty for us. We’re from Pennsylvania, home of some of the most antiquated liquor laws in the country. So when we walked into Walgreens and saw the large display of Big Flats beer for $2.99 for a six-pack, we couldn’t help ourselves. My husband and two grown sons are beer enthusiasts; they enjoy learning about and trying new beers, particularly imports and craft beers from small breweries and brew pubs. My older son’s every day beer, however, is something called “Natty Lite.” At around $15.00 a case, it’s budget friendly. My husband and I just couldn’t resist buying a case of the Big Flats beer as sort of a joke. Twelve bucks for a case of beer in a Walgreen’s was just too much to pass up. (more…)

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This past weekend, I, again, packed up my car and drove five hours for a concert. Night Ranger, Foreigner, and Journey were playing at the “whatever the current name is” pavillion outside of Pittsburgh. My companions in this adventure were two of my sisters, one of my nieces, and a friend of one of my sisters.

During the span of every trip I make, these are the complaints you’re likely to hear:  ”I can’t do this anymore; the drive is too long; I get too tired; my compromised balance makes it too hard to maneuver the venue; and if I have to drive in the bleeping traffic one more time, I’m going to put the car in park, leave the keys in it, and walk away.”  And then I vow to stay put in my little corner of the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania.

My husband always laughs at this, because he knows that it won’t be very long until I get all excited about some event or another and make plans to drive on out there, or somewhere else far away, to have another good time.

This past weekend followed the pattern perfectly. It was physically difficult for me to make the trip out and back; I did some driving in suburban traffic, which is not as bad as the city traffic, but bad enough; and I needed to hang on to somebody to get around the venue.

But when I got home and my husband asked if I had a good time, I started gushing about how great the concert was; how good the new lead singer for Journey is; how much fun I had with my family; and how my sister’s friend who came with us is a genius in driving in the traffic and finding awesomely convenient parking spaces at the concert.

If you think I whine about a “little” trip to Pittsburgh, be prepared for the next two weeks of grumbling as I plan for a two-week driving trip to Utah. The thoughts of doing enough laundry and ironing to last two weeks; sleeping in hotels for fourteen nights (I hate sleeping anywhere but my own bed); worrying if my son will water the garden and potted plants; and working on a list of what foods I need to eat on the road so as not to aggravate my fussy stomach, make me shudder.

But then I think of seeing my son the park ranger at the Arches National Park in Utah, as well as the natural beauty of the park, and I can’t pack fast enough. My husband and I are carefully perusing Briant Butko’s Roadside Attractions and Roadside Giants to plan which interesting places we’ll stop at during the drive. http://www.brianbutko.com/ (more…)

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(Note: Some camouflaged bad language included, at least bad for me.)

Of the ten days ending this past Thursday, I spent six of them driving five hours each day from one end of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania to another. On four of those days, I carted along my four-year-old twin granddaughters. Whew.

Although traveling with my sweeties was a lot of fun (really), it was my trip to and from Pittsburgh that my writer friend Vicki (http://www.thoughtsfromayodelinggoatherder.blogspot.com) is interested in.

The reason for that trip was the Frampton Comes Alive 35th Anniversary tour.

And come alive he did. Although the “then” and “now” pictures barely look like the same man, his voice and his guitar playing are just as awesome now as they were thirty-five years ago.

He was so good, in fact, that I texted my husband the following message: “He is f^&&*g old and f&**&g good”. Trust me, that is not a word I use often.  Of course, my choice of vocabulary was somewhat influenced by my choice of drinks at the Hard Rock Café before the show. Southern Rock was the name of the drink: Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, Chambord, vodka, and a little bit of lime juice thrown in for good measure.  Mm mm good.

The back-up band was pretty good, too, including the bass player who played on the original tour.  And the other guitar player, well, that young man could move his body as well as he played his guitar.  It may not be very seemly for a woman my age to be semi-lusting after a man young enough to be…well, anyway. But just because I have high blood pressure doesn’t mean I can’t occasionally salivate over a large plate of salty French fries without touching them, either. A little eye candy never hurt anyone. (more…)

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Last week, I again spent a day at the spillway, feeding the fish and ducks with my sweeties.  This seems like a good time to recycle this post from last fall.

For me, feeding the fish at the spillway is both a literal and a metaphorical suggestion. For you, it’s most probably a metaphor, unless you happen to live near a spillway where fish are waiting to be fed.

I grew up in southwestern Pennsylvania. When I was just one-year-old, my parents went in with four other couples and bought a teeny tiny, three-room cabin, with no running water, and an outhouse, in northwestern Pennsylvania, near Pymatuning Reservoir, the largest lake in Pennsylvania. In Linesville, the closest little town to our cabin, there is a spillway in the lake where crowds gather to feed bread to the fish and the ducks. The spillway is famous for being the place “where the ducks walk on the fishes’ backs.” The fish are so tightly packed together, fighting for the bread, that ducks actually walk on the backs of the fishes to try to get their share of their favorite food. There is a concession stand that sells untold quantities of stale bread, buns and loaves, to the crowds of people who pack the spillway from morning to night.

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That title really isn’t fair.  I didn’t jump out of an airplane, but I sure did want to.  This coming from a woman who literally has to take enough Xanax to be practically comatose to ride in an airplane.

(Digression—on a flight from Chicago to Zurich, the flight attendants were offering beer and wine.  Each passenger was given one bottle.  When the flight attendant came to me, she just smiled and without a word, handed me two bottles of wine, after I had taken three Xanax before boarding.)

Anyway, there was a blues festival near my home on Saturday.  In addition to the music, there was parachuting and rides in vintage airplanes and helicopters.  Before I knew what was happening, I made up my mind to jump.

My husband thought his wife had been kidnapped and some lunatic had been dropped in her place.  I wondered the same thing myself. (more…)

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(This post was published last September.  As spring threatens to arrive this year, I am thinking of making another trip to Niagara Falls to once again experience the exuberance of walking through the Falls. )
 
Some of the best experiences in my life almost never were. They were not “part of the plan.” If I had stuck with the plan, the best times would never have happened.

Yesterday, I changed my Facebook profile picture to the one I use here on the blog. I was looking at it again today, and remembering the story behind the picture. The story that almost wasn’t.

My husband and I had planned a mini vacation with two good friends who lived in Rochester, New York at the time. We were going to go to the Canadian side of Niagara Falls for a day, and then up to Toronto for a few days.

Passports weren’t yet required to cross back into the States, but proof of citizenship was. Halfway between our home outside of Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania and Rochester, I realized that we had left our passports at home.

Once we arrived in Rochester, we explained to our friends about the passports. We had planned on leaving for Niagara Falls the next day, but we were all a bit concerned about my husband and I being able to come home.

At that time, there was a ferry that crossed Lake Ontario to and from Rochester and Toronto. So that evening, we stopped at Customs and asked the agent about what we might expect if we tried our trip without the passports. He said that we should have no trouble getting into Canada, but we needed proof of citizenship to get back to the US. We had no guarantee of getting home.

I thought our vacation plans were gone. Of course, we could spend a few days in Rochester with our friends, there really is a lot to do there. But we had been so pumped for the Falls and Toronto.

My friends had a great idea, though—did we have a friend or neighbor who could get into our house and find the passports? If so, he/she could overnight them to us in Rochester, and we’d only have to miss the day at the Falls. We could go into Toronto on schedule. Genius!

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If you enjoyed last week’s post on my epic week-long journey to see a Tom Petty concert, you may be interested in how Tom Petty once again threw a monkey wrench into my travelling adventures.

No worries, Tom.  Although your CDs are now banned from my car, you’re still one of my favorite musical artists.

Tom Petty Strikes Again
Back in August 2010, I wrote about an epic journey I had to and from Pittsburgh, where I had gone to see a Tom Petty concert (http://stefanides.wordpress.com/2011/04/19/frelax-a-while-its-all-good/. )It was quite an adventure. Long story short, I ended up spending over one thousand dollars and a whole week away from home to see the concert.

Car troubles, insufficient packing, sleeping on family’s couches, a couple nights in a hotel–all conspired to turn an overnight trip to see Tom Petty, for what should have cost no more than a hundred dollars or so, into a complicated saga.
This past week, Tom worked his black magic again.I was on my way to see my Dad halfway across the northern tier of Pennsylvania. This part of Pennsylvania is rural, dotted with a little town every once in a while that you’ll miss if you glance down at your dashboard for a second. My sisters and I were tag-teaming spending time with Dad after a minor surgical procedure the day before. It was my turn to spell sister number five. (more…)

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It’s Recycling Tuesday.  Here’s one I had a great time writing about.  This one week of misadventures last summer gave me so much material to work with!  Enjoy:

Life Is Short–Frelax a While

Most families I know have a word or phrase that a family member mispronounces or uses incorrectly, or differently, that makes its way into the lexicon of the family. We have a few in our family.

We tell each other to “Frelax”—my granddaughter Molly’s way of saying “relax”.

This past week, I had to remind myself many times over, day after day, to frelax.

It’s really all Tom Petty’s fault. He is a big favorite in my even bigger family. He and the Heartbreakers were playing a concert outside of Pittsburgh, where most of my family lives. Eight of us, two generations worth, along with the friend of one of my nephews, planned to attend together.

Now, I have been known to travel to hear a band quite, quite often over my lifetime. And as you know if you’ve read the beginning of my blog, I’ve even gone to Finland for a hockey game. So hopping in my car to drive four hours to Pittsburgh to see Tom Petty on a Saturday night and drive right back home the next morning took no more thought than running to the store for a loaf of bread or quart of milk.

My car, however, had other ideas for this trip. It broke down barely halfway to Pittsburgh. I could feel and hear a terrible grinding as I turned or braked. I have a Volvo station wagon, but my BlackBerry travel app said that the nearest Volvo dealer was close to two hours away—impossible! I pulled into a Ford dealership and begged the service manager to take a look at my car. He initially said that he was so booked for the day that he couldn’t possibly have anyone look at it. When I explained my situation, he took pity on me and said if I could wait an hour or so, he’d have someone take a look at it. (more…)

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For thirty-…well, many years, I’ve travelled state route 22 between Pittsburgh and State College, beginning in college to see one boyfriend, and then another. Years later, I now pick up 22 in State College again, on my way from my home in northern PA to visit family in Pittsburgh and thereabouts.

There are two places I pass that I’ve always said “I want to stop here some day.” One is Dean’s Diner in Blairsville, and the other is Gene and Boots Candies, in the vicinity of Murrysville. In more recent years, a huge indoor flea market has opened near the diner, and every time we pass it, both to and from Pittsburgh, my husband or I will say, “Some time, we have to stop there.”

That day came yesterday. We stopped at all three places.

We started with Gene and Boots Candies. Scads of favorites from the “do you remember these” days were set out on shelves around the store. But the biggest treasures were the individual pieces of chocolates in little paper cups behind glass cases. Row after row of truffles filled with raspberry, or peanut butter, or butter cream… The young lady behind the counter cheerfully followed me down the length of the glass as I picked one of these, two of those, this one in milk chocolate, a few in dark chocolate. Clutching a white paper bag with the goodies, I climbed back into the car to head out for more adventures.
After several miles, we saw the flea market up ahead. The building was huge, and the parking lot was packed; that combination boded well for a good selection of old stuff to sort through.

We were not disappointed. There was one enormous main room, and a maze of smaller rooms all around it. We set off to see what treasures we could find.

We saw an accent table that made us both stop. It was a drum table—a round table with a three-legged pedestal base. My husband went right over to it, inspecting the table and the price tag. It was a definite maybe. We decided to explore the rest of the flea market while we thought about buying buying it, after, of course, we figured out where we would put it in the house!

I get all gaga over old dishes. So much so that over the years, I’ve probably had to give away most of what I’ve bought to make room for the latest things I drag home. At one time, I was collecting six or seven patterns. I’ve given away about half of them, and I’m only actively collecting one pattern. I’ve promised my husband that I won’t buy anything else unless I really, really, really just have to have it.

As we wandered through the displays, I kept my eye out for the one pattern I do still collect. We passed table after table filled with dishes and glassware, but no blue Currier and Ives.

 
After what must have been an hour, we found ourselves in one of the small rooms in the back. There filling two shelves on the wall were stacks of my blue dishes. Although not actually rare, the Currier and Ives are somewhat popular collectors’ items and can carry a relatively hefty price tag. Most of what I own I’ve found in places where the sellers didn’t know the value of what they had, and I’ve gotten some nice bargains.

One look at the prices on these dishes, however, made me whisper in my husband’s ear, “This lady knows exactly what she has.” The prices, although reasonable to serious collectors, were way beyond my budget. We had already spent most of our weekend travel money during our visit with family the past two days. It would come down to a choice between buying the several serving pieces I was practically drooling over, or the table.

As much as I wanted those dishes, my husband cared nothing about them, and it would be a splurge just for me. The same amount of money could buy the table, which we would both enjoy. He’s been so patient with me and my dishes over the years; he deserved the table.

He bargained down the price of the table, and I went to move the car closer for him to pack it gently in the back of our station wagon. Next stop, Dean’s Diner.

My husband and I love diners and diner food about as much as we love flea markets. Our third stop was shaping up to be the highlight of the day.

Dean’s is the kind of diner that automatically comes to your mind’s eye when you think of a diner, with a counter and stools on one side and rows of booths on the other.

We each ordered a diner classic—hamburger and fries for my husband, and hot meatloaf sandwich smothered in gravy for me. I hadn’t had such tasty meatloaf since the last time I made it myself.

The pies looked to-die-for, but we were both so stuffed from lunch that we reluctantly took a pass. Maybe next time we’ll just stop in for pie and coffee.
I had wanted to stop at these places in much the same way as I had wanted to visit London and Paris and Greece for years. And you know, I enjoyed Gene and Boots Candies and the flea market and Dean’s Diner just as much as I had enjoyed my travels to those exotic, faraway places.

Dreams don’t know physical size. They know only the allure and desire of our hearts. Satisfaction feels the same whether you’ve fulfilled your desire for a trip inside the Eiffel Tower or a delicious diner meatloaf sandwich.
Chocolates from Gene and Boots tasted just as good as the pork souvlaki and tsatsiki in Greece.
The drum table that now sits in our dining room is as pretty as the framed picture of me and my daughter in front of St. Paul’s Cathedral in London.

And to tell you the truth, it was more special to me to stop on this day than all those other times I’ve passed these places. I don’t know anyone else who would have enjoyed them as much as my husband did. I was so happy to experience these places for the first time with him. He won’t travel to abroad with me, but he’s happy to explore close to home. I’ve always missed him on my faraway travels; my heart was happy to share these local adventures with him.

I think I’ll go see if he wants another chocolate truffle…

All photos from iStockphoto.com

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Another trip, another adventure. No getting lost this time, just some ice, a cancellation of the event I went for, and a round of Monster Golf.

I had been invited to speak about a career in writing at my old high school’s alumni career day two weeks ago. After banishing Tom Petty CDs from my car, I set out for the four-to-five-hour drive to Pittsburgh. The weather forecast was calling for some combination of snow and ice, both in Pittsburgh and here in the hinterlands of Pennsylvania. I packed with the possibility of being marooned in Pittsburgh for several days.

Gordon Lightfoot and a little bit of Coldplay were my musical companions for this trip. Lightfoot was very soothing, mellow enough that I was able to keep my eyes on the road, watching for every turn I needed to make.
My husband had made some remark as I left that there were no turns between here and there, which was a preposterous idea. There is no easy way to get to Pittsburgh from here; the trek is filled with nothing but turns. And although I only spend seventeen miles on I-80, I had visions of being so distracted with the music that this time, I would be warmly welcomed to Ohio.

In the interest of full disclosure, I did miss one turn, but I was not lost; I knew where I was and I easily knew how to get to my sister’s from there.

I arrived at my sister’s Monday afternoon. We watched the television news for the weather forecast. It still sounded nasty. A school delay would cancel the alumni event.

It’s tempting to say that if that happened, my trip would have been a waste. But no such thought entered my mind. I had family to visit, and people’s company to enjoy.

My sister’s daughter is facing a difficult pregnancy, and she is confined to bed for the time being. It’s hard on her, and hard on her eight-year-old son, Nicholas, and five-year-old daughter, Keegan. I was looking forward to visiting with her and taking her children out for some activity and supper, weather permitting.

The storm was basically a bust, with just enough ice early in the morning to cancel the event at the high school. But no worries. Spending time with my sister and her family was worth a trip in itself.

Our family is so lucky; between my five sisters and I, we have eighteen children, many of them now grown, and the rest well on their way. Among the many blessings is how well we all get on with not only our own children, but with our nieces and nephews. We sincerely enjoy each other’s company, and that of their spouses, too. I think they sometimes shake their heads, roll their eyes, and wish we weren’t all friends on Facebook, but visiting with my nephews Tuesday morning was enjoyable for all of us (or so the boys told me).

In the afternoon, after my sister’s grandchildren were home from school, she and I set out for her daughter’s house. It was pandemonium. My niece was on Skype with my Dad. Her children were in and out of the bedroom, alternately talking with their Pooba and running through the house.

One of my sister’s grown sons, Brian, has Down Syndrome, and he effortlessly moves back and forth between adult and adolescent behavior, whichever suits his purpose at the time. Put him in the house with his niece and nephew and he quickly took up with the kids.

Another of my sister’s grown sons soon showed up at the house. He was taking Keegan to practice her ice skating. She is participating in the Sidney Crosby hockey program. She’s having a ball, but she needs some additional ice time to strengthen her skating skills.

That left Nicholas to occupy for a few hours. Going out to eat was a given, but what to do before then? I thought he might like to go shopping, but he suggested Monster Golf. My sister looked at movies, but he suggested Monster Golf. I asked him where he wanted to go to eat, but he suggested Monster Golf first. What the heck was Monster Golf?

Monster Golf is an indoor miniature golf course, decorated in, you guessed it, monsters. The monster theme is gentle enough for young children, but creepy enough for older children. For someone such as myself who is very easily scared by monsters, even at my age, it was just right.
The area of the golf course is done in black light. White and other light colors glow brightly, and a soft disco ball sprinkles the room with tiny twinkling lights.
My sister, Brian, Nicholas, and I got set up with our golf balls and clubs. Off we went to play our round of Monster Golf.

What fun! I can’t remember the last time I played mini golf. And watching the boys alternate between shooting their balls and laughing at the gyrating monsters took the afternoon to a level of amusement that I hadn’t experienced since I made pierogies with my granddaughters at Christmas.

Alumni career day at my high school? Pfft. The real reason I travelled to Pittsburgh turned out to be Monster Golf, and spending time with some of my family. It would have been worth the trip even if I had gotten lost.

I’m looking forward to the next trip later this week. It’s the “Cousin Winter Picnic”! Most, if not all, of the six of us sisters, most of our children, and all four of our grandchildren will be there. Lots of people, lots of food, and bedlam will rule the weekend.
Maybe we’ll even get in a round of Monster Golf.

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I think I like Tom Petty’s music a little too much. He caused me another botched trip last week.
Back in August 2010, I wrote about an epic journey I had to and from Pittsburgh, where I had gone to see a Tom Petty concert ( http://mstefanides.blogspot.com/2010/08/life-is-short-frelax-while.html. )

It was quite an adventure. Long story short, I ended up spending over one thousand dollars and a whole week away from home to see the concert.

Car troubles, insufficient packing, sleeping on family’s couches, a couple nights in a hotel–all conspired to turn an overnight trip to see Tom Petty, for what should have cost no more than a hundred dollars or so, into a complicated saga.

This past week, Tom worked his black magic again.

I was on my way to see my Dad halfway across the northern tier of Pennsylvania. This part of Pennsylvania is rural, dotted with a little town every once in a while that you’ll miss if you glance down at your dashboard for a second. My sisters and I were tag-teaming spending time with Dad after a minor surgical procedure the day before. It was my turn to spell sister number five.

Not long after I started the trip, I put in my first Petty CD, “Full Moon Fever”, one of my favorites. I was singing along and driving along and life was good.

After about an hour, I stopped for a cup of coffee. Back in the car, I put in the next CD, “Echo.” It’s one of Petty’s lesser known CDs and I really like it. So much so, apparently, that I missed a turn. I didn’t know I had missed the turn until I was very warmly welcomed into rural New York with a giant green sign.

Son of nutcracker! I had absolutely no idea where I was, other than, obviously, New York.

I also had no idea how to get to my Dad’s from there, and just an inkling of how to get home. Getting back home would take a lot less time that getting to Dad’s, I thought, so the plan was to just call it a day and go home.

I made phone calls to sister number five, my husband, and my Dad. No cell phone service. Heaven help me.

I managed to get my Dad on the cell phone at one point, albeit with a bad connection, and established that he didn’t know I was coming. I didn’t let him in on my situation. Just a quick, “Hi, how are you?” The bad connection was a good cover to make the conversation short.

I figured I could back track to where I got the coffee, since I knew where I was there. Should be simple, right? Just turn around and go straight back. Unless I’d missed more than one turn…

So around I turned. My plan to stay straight was foiled a few miles later by a fork in the road. My favorite Yogi Berra quote is “When you come to the fork in the road, take it.” So I did, hoping it was the correct side of the fork. Happy day—it was. Twenty miles later, I arrived back at the convenience store where I had stopped for coffee.

With cell phone service available again, I called sister number five to let her know the scoop. She thought it was hilarious. I was not amused, not with the situation or with her enjoyment of it.

I called home next. Thirty years of living with me gave my husband the wisdom not to take the delight my sister had in what had happened. He encouraged me to come home, and God bless him, he had a glass of wine waiting for me.

The lesson I take away from this, and the previous Tom Petty adventure, is that I will never combine traveling with Tom Petty’s music ever again. Maybe Bruce Springsteen, or Bob Dylan, or somebody else I don’t like very much. Someone whose music I’m not so likely to get caught up in.

By the way, Mr. Petty really has a wicked sense of humor. Several of his songs played on Slacker.com radio while I was writing this post. I think I need a new favorite musician.

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